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To mom:
Many Times In My Life

Many times in my life I have disappointed you,
and begun to stray.
But you have pointed me in the right direction,
and sent me on my way.

Many times in my life I've needed a helping hand,
and someone to pull me up.
It was you who gave that helping hand,
and always cheered me up.

Many times I've been sad and down,
and taken it out on you.
But you stood by me and comforted me,
In times that I was bad.

Many times I've needed support,
and to know someone was there.
It was you who held me up,
and showed me how to care.

Many times I've wanted to tell you this,
But never got a chance.
You have helped me out in life,
and got me where I am.

You were there for me through thick and thin,
You never gave up on me and you taught me how to care.
From the deepest of my heart I want to say I love you,
And to thank you for being there for me in times of good or bad.

Beautiful


He is beautiful, so very beautiful
Just like a winter's shining landscape,
As delicate as the petals of a daisy,
And as freely as the eagle soaring against the blue

His eyes are as mysterious as the calm sea
Everything about him is so very precious,
More precious than all the gems in the world
His soul is the essence of the sky and earth,
His feelings are a volcano that is yet to explode
His smile is the smile of lost innocence.

Pain vibrates deep inside of his gentle heart.
A lock shuts in the disturbed thoughts of his mind,
A mind with as many roads as the world has.
I look at him and I see a pure truth,
Like looking at a clear night sky,
Millions of stars twinkle within him.

He is beauty as I defined it,
He is perfect, his imperfections make him so.
He is my best friend, and I love him,
I love him although, not because.

And I would give up all the things which I think are pretty
If only I can hold his beauty within me,
For he is everything in this world,
And I have found a world in him.

A 'look up table' for living
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The most destructive habit......................Worry

The greatest Joy...............................Giving

The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work...............Helping others

The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness

The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders

Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth

The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear

The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease............Excuses

The most powerful force in life..................Love

The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper

The world's most incredible computer........The brain

The worst thing to be without................... Hope

The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue

The two most power-filled words..............."I Can"

The greatest asset..............................Faith

The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity

The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!

The most prized possession................Integrity

The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer

The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm

The most important thing in life..................GOD

“ AUR EK KAL “

Kabh se boot kiye baitha hoon ,
PC apne pyaar ka .
Kaise type karoon mein lekin ,
Password izhaar ka .

Dil ki chaaron drives pe maine ,
Jaana tujhko search kia .
Yahoo ,Yahoo ,Google , Google ,
Kitna paisa kharch kia .

Tere chehre pe gussey ka ,
Screensaver jab aata hai .
Mere chehre ka display tabh ,
Greyscale ho jata hai .

Jinke links abh toot chuke hain , (Ex- Boyfriends)
Shortcuts woh wipe karo .
Apne dil ki Init.ora mein ,
Mera address type karo .

Aakar dekho to mujhko ,
Main SQL prompt pe rehta hoon .
Tere login ki chaah mein kitne ,
Scott/Tiger sehta hoon .

Chaat hai tere pyaar ki site ,
Raat-din mein hack karoon .
Patthar-dil daddy ka tere ,
Software bhi crack karoon .


Buddha agar jo maan gaya toh ,
Hum connect ho jaayenge .
STG key server ki ,
Phir phir saat lagaayenge .

Ginti ke bache hain baaki ,
Mere jeewan ke yeh pal .
Tu jo aakar pyaar se choole ,
Mil jayega “AUR EK KAL” .

C Basics
Basics are very old.. just to brush up fundas..:-)
If girls were programmed in C by god.. their
structures would look like this....

struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
};


struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
};


struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
};


struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
};


struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
};


struct old_lady
{
double chin;
short memory;
long sighs;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
};


struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;

void love_life;
char money_making;

};

You are not alone my dear friend...
I am with you until the end...,
You are so precious to me, no doubt about that,
I will be there always for you, wipe your tears, you are not anymore sad..
During thick and thin, during ups and downs, I will be with you stand..
You are not alone, please do not think so, I will be with you in everything you go through..
I will carry the burden with you, do not worry about the load, I will fight all your troubles if i could
You are my sunshine, you give me warmth and light, I cherish you a lot and i will keep you so tight.
If you think your sky darkened and stuffed with clouds, I will clear it up for you and chase away your doubts...
I believe in you and that what should matter, i want to stick with you now and forever....
You are my friend, and it is not just a word, it is true and to me you mean the world

Love to all my friends

Aapne mere man se khela,
aapne mere tan se khela,
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela...
well played! well played! well played!!

Some Mithunda